Last updated: January 2026
By placing an order with Tulips and A Cunt, you agree to these terms. If you do not agree, please do not use the site or place an order. We have tried to write these in plain language. We have mostly succeeded.
All products are subject to availability. We reserve the right to substitute specific flower varieties with alternatives of equal or greater value if a variety is unavailable, and will notify you before dispatch if any substitution is required.
All prices are shown in GBP and include VAT where applicable. Prices may change without notice. The price displayed at checkout is the price you pay.
An order constitutes an offer to purchase. We accept your offer by dispatching the goods. We reserve the right to refuse or cancel any order at our discretion, in which case a full refund will be issued promptly.
All content on this website, including the brand name, logo, copy, and photography, is the property of Tulips and A Cunt. Reproduction without written permission is not permitted.
To the maximum extent permitted by law, our liability is limited to the value of the order placed. We are not liable for indirect or consequential losses.
These terms are governed by the laws of England and Wales. Disputes will be subject to the exclusive jurisdiction of the courts of England and Wales.
Questions about these terms: hello@tulipsandacunt.com