Unfiltered Florals · Built on Blooms & Boldness
Flowers with a point of view.
Premium blooms, unfiltered packaging, zero apologies. Tulips & A Cunt is the floral gift brand that says what every other bouquet is too scared to.
Premium blooms, unfiltered packaging, zero apologies. Tulips & A Cunt is the floral gift brand that says what every other bouquet is too scared to.
Every arrangement is designed to be remembered. Because a generic bunch of roses says nothing, and you clearly have more to say.
Forty stems of premium tulips. No greenery fillers, no apologies. Just tulips, done properly.
Tulips plus a hand-selected artisan addition. Coffee, candle, or chocolate. Bold blooms, bolder gift.
A seasonal arrangement, every month, with a note that does not soften the blow. Pause or cancel any time.
Yes, even that one.
Tulips & A Cunt was born out of frustration. Frustration with bland arrangements, sorry-not-sorry branding, and the idea that flowers have to be gentle.
We exist for people who want their gift to land. Who want a card message that actually says something. Who think flowers should be as strong as the person receiving them.
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4.9 stars across 600+ verified purchases. The flowers do the talking.
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