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The Brand

Built on honesty and excellent tulips.

The story behind the name, the mission, and why we think floral brands have been lying to you.

Tulips and A Cunt brand story
How It Started

We were tired of beige bouquets.

Tulips & A Cunt started with a simple observation: the floral industry is obsessed with being inoffensive. Soft names, muted tones, filler greenery, and copy so bland it could be a dentist's waiting room pamphlet.

We decided to do the opposite. Premium stems only. Packaging that actually says something. A brand personality that respects the intelligence of the people buying flowers in 2025.

The name is the point. It is direct, a little shocking, and completely unforgettable. Just like a great bouquet should be.

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Our Mission
"Flowers should say something. We make sure they do."

We source premium stems, design arrangements worth photographing, and ship them in packaging that makes the recipient feel like they matter. That is the whole job.

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What We Stand For

Three things we will never compromise on.

These are not aspirational values written by a marketing team. They are the rules we built the business around.

01

Stem quality, full stop.

We source from growers who grow flowers the way flowers are supposed to be grown. No shortcuts on stem length, bud quality, or freshness. Every order leaves here the way we would want to receive it.

02

Honest packaging.

The box, the tissue, the card stock. All of it is designed to feel like something worth opening. We do not charge premium prices and ship in a carrier bag. The unboxing is part of the gift.

03

Zero filler copy.

Our product descriptions are honest. Our card messages are actual sentences. Our policies say what they mean. We are not going to use the word "journey" ironically or unironically.